L.i.F.E | Episode 7: Bon Appetit

*Le Meanwhile*

Sue paced around the girl's bathroom back and forth, both hands on her forehead as she sweated with stress. "Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! What was I thinking!? Thank Mother Delilah that waiter stopped me otherwise I would of made a complete fool of myself!" She slapped herself around a few times as she said that, eventually she stopped pacing around everywhere and stood still, facing one of the bathroom mirrors, looking at herself intently, sighing, "I'm such an idiot! Why did I think that would of worked!? It was way too sudden, man! I need to be more subtle, I can't just shoot it straight out of the bloom!" Sue took a deep breath, "Keep it cool, Sue. Take it easy, Joey wouldn't like it when things are rushed... But... maybe he wouldn't like me eithe-" She immediately shook that thought off quicker than you can say 'Friendzoned'. "NO NO, BRO! Stop that!" She squinted her eyes shut and began shaking her head rapidly. "For Delilah's sake! Where did that come out of?! Ugh..." She drooped her upper body down in disappointment, lifting her head up to look in the mirror again, "How am I suppose to do this? Why do I even bother?..." She sighed with dread, "This thingy has been on for long enough, if I hold it in any longer, I'm gonna explode!... damn it..." As she continued to ponder to herself and stay standing, watching the mirror.

*Le Meanwhile Again*

"Oh dude! I want so many of these awesome choices on this sweet menu! Where do I begin?!" Excited and extremely content, Johan flipped through all the pages on the menu, it seems as though on every single page there is at least one dish he wants to have. "Well, lucky for you, my good man, I have all the time in the world! So you can take as looooong as you want ordering your ideal meal! I gotchu, mah man!" The waiter insisted, sounding upbeat in his speech. "SWEET! Alright alright, here goes!" Johan coughed four times to clear his throat , taking a deep breath with his index finger pointed high up.

Musical Number!!! Yes, In This Series We Break Into Songs Sometimes! Get Use To It!
Italics = Singing/Rapping/Whatever, Normal = Talking

Sue:
My heart beats hurt and I wonder how I'm
Suppose to tell that guy,
His presence invade my dreams at night
And still I wonder why,

I can't seem to get it out somehow
And it makes me wanna cry
I need to tell him now
Before I run out of time...

Johan ( Rapping ):
Lemme get two fruit blocks
And a lemonade sundae!
'Cause it's darn hot this awesome Sunday!
It's the afternoon, lemme get three noon cakes!
If I get another fruit block would that be alright, mate?

Waiter:
Gotcha! *takes down notes*
Pff... 'noon' cakes X}

Johan ( Rapping ):
I want some croissants
From this restaurant!
Frosted donuts 'till my hunger's gone!

Lemme get some sweet snacks
For my friends at the back
Something big but not like a BigMac!
More like a whole cheese cake,
If you could manage that! ^^

Sue:
My heart beats hurt and I wonder how I'm
Suppose to tell that guy,
His presence invade my dreams at night
And still I wonder why,

I can't seem to get it out somehow
And it makes me wanna cry
I need to tell him now
Before I run out of time...

Johan ( Rapping ):
Two egg tarts, three sugar baguettes
Seven cherry cupcakes, no more, no less!
Or maybe just one more if you wouldn't be stressed

Strawberries and cookies with chocolate fondue
Every item on the third page of this menu!
A Chocolate kiss! Boy, those are tasty!
Or maybe an actual kiss from a nice pretty lady~

Waiter:
I'd be happy to provide you with tha- wait, what?.. o-o'

*Kenji stomps his way to the cafe, maybe smashing a few things on the way, who knows? ._.'

Kenji:
That sneaky little rat will beg for mercy!
That's just common courtesy!
I'll rip off his head and make him scream for his mommy!
HOW. DARE. HE. TOUCH. MY. AIMI!

Sue:
My heart beats hurt and I wonder how I'm
Suppose to tell that guy...

Kenji:
Crack his bones and feed it to mice!
Drain his veins dry!

Sue:
His presence invade my dreams at night
And still I wonder why...

Johan ( Rapping ):
Lemon meringue and an apple pie!

Kenji:
MASH UP HIS FACE AND SERVE HIM DEEP FRIED!

Waiter:
I can't fit anymore things on my notes o-o'
... What!? I can't rhythm!

Sue:
I can't seem to get it out somehow
And it makes me wanna cry...

Johan ( Rapping ):
Sherbet milkshake, danish pastries!
Three bowls of jello, make it extra sugary!

Sue:
I need to tell him now
Before I run out of time...

Kenji:
PREPARE TO DIE!!!

Sue:
WILL I EVER BE MORE IN HIS LIFE?!?!

Johan ( Rapping ):
Alright!~
I'm done, that'll be all!

Waiter:
Oh thank Delilah!
*collapses* 

Okay, The Song Ended. Happy? -~-'

Whew! Sir, you have quite the big appetite! Jee, I hope you don't choke on all the food!" The waiter joked, a sweat droopy sliding down his face as he looked at the huge list of food Johan had ordered. Johan laughed, wiping his thumb across from under his noes, "Pssht!~ Ain't no need for worries, dude! I've eaten waaaay more than just that before." He pointed his thumb towards himself proudly, "My Paps said to me once that when I was just a little baby, I had the stomach of a full grown man, man! So ain't no way I'm gonna be chokin'!" Johan winked as he leaned back on his chair. The waiter chuckled, "Fascinating! Welp, wouldn't want to keep you waiting, my good sir! I shall be back with your meal shortly, in the meantime just relax yourself!~" The waiter scurried off as Johan relaxed himself more on the chair, waiting patiently for all of his food to arrive. "Huh... Them two sure are takin' their time, Dudette's probs gotten herself in a tight situation so I understand why she's takin' a decade. Mah man Dan... Hmm... not so sure 'bout that dude, but then again when am I ever sure about the guy, eh?" He shrugged off the thought in a laid back manner, going back to relaxing and waiting for his food.

Kenji peeked through one of the windows of the cafe, looking around intensely, very serious. "I know that little rat's gotta be in here somewhere! I can feel it!" Eventually, he found what he was looking for, the same boy in that photograph sitting across the room alone leaning back on his chair with his arms behind his head as if having no care in the world. Kenji dug his fingernails into the windowsill, scratching and carving into the wood, growling under his breath as puffs of smoke escaped his nostrils like an angry bull. "There you are..." His voice threatening and scary. "Honestly, I don't see what Aimi even sees in you! I don't find anything about that could even be slightly attractive to my daughter!... HANG ON!" Kenji just then remembered that plushie Aimi adores so much which she constantly carries around with her where ever she goes, then it hit him, "IT'S HIS RESEMBLANCE TO THAT DOLL! NOW I GET IT COMPLETELY! THE HAIR, THE STYLE! ALMOST EVERYTHING IS IDENTICAL!" He slammed his fist down on the windowsill, cracking it a tad bit, "Oh-ho-ho, I see how it is! You clever rat, you..." He growled demonically before sprinting over to the entrance and slapped the door open, his forehead shadowed with rage. Without a single pause, he proceeded to dash towards the oblivious black-haired male. "Hmm... Aw dude, maybe I should get one more chocolate pastry! I mean, what can I say? I love me some tasty chocs!" Right after saying that sentence, Kenji grabbed a hold of the boy's neck, lifting him off his feet and began to choke him. "I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO TASTE, YOU FILTHY WEASEL!!!" He began to shake him back and forth mercilessly as he Choced him harder... Hehe, get it? 

Shocked and confused, Johan struggled, attempting to at least get a word out, however he was unable to do so... for obvious reasons. All he could accomplish was letting out occasional cracks of voice and gags. "WHAT IN THE NAME OF MOTHER DELILAH!? DUDEDUDEDUDEDUDE, HELP HELP HELP! GID! LITTLE HELP HERE, PAL!" Johan thought in his mind, shifting his eyes over to the corner where Giddy was, trying to get his attention. But the mourning cafe owner just laid sobbing on the fancy red velvet couch, blowing his noes into his frilly handkerchief. "OH MY PRECIOUS BUDS OF BLOSSOMING BEAUTY! ALL RUINED! RUUUIIIINED!" tears mixed with mascara leaked from his sorrow filled eyes. "FIRST MY LILAC CHILDREN! AND NOW YOU! HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO LIVE WITH MYSELF!? OH, WOE IS MEEEE!!!~~" Turns out that another one of Giddy's prize possession flower pots with his prize possession flowers had fallen and shattered due to another door slamming. Giddy was far too distraught from this incident to even realise and notice what was happening around him and it's pretty clear that he isn't going to get over it anytime soon, therefore Johan can just forget about receiving help from Giddy. "WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS, DUDE!?~ WHY YOU DO THIS, OLD GUY?!~ WHY!?~"

*Le Meanwhile Again Again*

Sue reached for the doorknob, she hesitated, gulping as her hand shook intensely. "Am I sure I'm ready?" She scrunched her hand up into a ball as she stared at the door. "No... I've been keeping this in for far too long, I can't let it go on any longer or else it'll be too late, I'll loose this opportunity that I've had for so long but I was just too stupid and too scared to take it! And ain't no way I'm letting that happen! I've prepared for this! I can do it! I've got this! SO NO! I'M NOT READY! I'M MORE THAN READY! IT'S TIME! GO SUE, GO!" Taking a huge deep breath, she pushed the door open and marched out of the bathrooms, making her way back to her table. "JOHAN! I HA-" Sue paused suddenly after seeing the what-the-f*ck sight in front of her, her best friend being chocked on by a agro middle-aged red-haired man. She stood awkwardly at the side, completely lost at what was happening, her eyes wide. The man then began to slap Johan's cheeks, pushing his head left and right with every slap, shouting a word each time he slapped him, "YOU. BETTER. KEEP. YOUR. FILTHY. MAN. HANDS. OFF. OF. MY. AIMI. YOU. UNDER. STAND. ME!?" Johan obviously couldn't respond, he was far to choked up. Sue flinched up after hearing the name 'Aimi', "Wait... Aimi?"

Sue approached the two of them, immediately attempting to get Kenji's hands off of Johan. "Sir! Sir! Chill out!" She exclaimed frantically. Eventually she managed to release Johan from the angry man's grasp. She held onto the ditsy knocked-out Johan, his eyes becoming swirls as he fell limp in Sue's arms. She set the fainted boy down on the chair next to her, "Look, I don't know what you're mad at my friend about, but come on! Overreacting much?" Kenji huffed, "OVERREACTING!? THIS MAN'S GETTING FILTHY IDEAS ABOUT MY DAUGHTER!" After hearing that, Sue's eyes widened and she stood in silence, "Johan's getting 'ideas' about a girl?... No! He's not that kind of guy, is he?" She shook off the thought quickly, getting her mind back in the topic. "W-what makes you say that? He's not really the kind of guy that would be ogling over some girl" Kenji folded his arms and looked down sternly, his eyes closed and his eyebrow twitching, "HMPH! Yeah right! Why else would he trick Aimi into moving into his messy untidy house?! YEAH, YOU DIDN'T THINK I WOULD GO INVESTIGATE, DID YA!? YOU LITTLE RAT! I FOUND MORE THAN ENOUGH EVIDENCE SO DON'T EVEN TRY ACTING INNOCENT!" He clutched his fist up to Johan, hinting that he'll knock his jaw broken. Sue's face was blank, just awkwardly paying eye contact, "Aimi as in... Aimi Kirameki?" Kenji tightened his folded arms and huffed, "Exactly! I'm guessing you're a friend of hers?" He asked, acting like as if he just successfully won a court case.

Sue blinked her wide eyes twice at a fast past as if shocked, she fell downwards with her legs in the air like as if she just heard something absolutely ridiculous, "SERIOUSLY?! THIS IS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT?! DEAR MOTHER DELILAH, THE CRAZY MAN GOT ME WORRIED FOR A SECOND, DAMMIT!" She picked herself back up, rubbing the back of her head. A random bandaid somehow appeared on her forehead, "Ahehe~ I think you may have misunderstood just a tad bit~" she said, smiling awkwardly as a few sweat droopies slid down her cheek, "Sir, you've got it all wrong... Aimi is MY roommate..." Kenji looked down at Sue, the fire in his eyes extinguishing as he lowered his fist back down. "Wait... You mean... YOU'RE the person living with Aimi?" Sue nodded, "Yup, tis me!" She said, gesturing to herself. "B-but all that mess! A-and the shaving razor! A-a-and the resemblance to the doll!" Sue began to burst out in laughter after hearing that, "YO! I'm just a lazy gal who isn't bothered to keep the place clean, man! And the razor, PSSHHT! I was just shaving my legs!... Wait, what doll? ._. Oh, whatever it is, I bet you're just overthinking! Chillax, yo!" Johan struggled to awake himself at first, "Uuugh..." But then instantly grabbing back all his energy, "Wait, dudette! Since when do you shave your legs?" He asked, knowing that Sue isn't really one to care at all about her leg hair.

Sue flinched; sweating, shaking and blushing badly, "U-uh..." Kenji then spoke up again, "What about that weird shrine thing I saw down in the baseme-" before Kenji could continue, Sue threw a punch at Johan straight in between the eyes, knocking him back into unconsciousness as stars orbited above his head. "WhoooOOOooOoOooo~~ Noice pwetty stars~ Ehehe~" he said before collapsing back down. Sue turned back at Kenji with the most serious face, "We do NOT talk about that... it's best if you just forget you ever saw anything down there..." Her voice was low and quiet like a whisper. Kenji remained in a poker face that entire time, "... Alright then..." He said, trying to sound as casual as he can be in a situation like this. "Whoa, what was that all about? Why'd the girl react like that? Is this some kind of new trend all the kids are doing to their friends? Yikes, kids these days are intense... Yeesh..."

"... Anyways! My bad! Ehe~ sorry about all of that, young man! I misunderstood! I hope I didn't get you too bad..." Kenji spoke awkwardly, but also being very genuine and sincere with his apology. Johan remained unconscious on the chair due to the punch from earlier, his leg twitching slightly. Sue reached her hand back and began scratching the back of her head as she looked to the side with an expression that had guilt and 'oops' written all over it, "Ehehe~ I don't think he can hear you right now... But I'm sure he'll forgive you! He's a really sweet, kind... loving... handso-" She once again immediately shook off the thought, "I MEAN- *cough cough* -He's a cool guy that would forgive anyone for anything, trust me! Besides, I don't think you have to sweat it... I mean, errm... I think I knocked him out hard enough to make him forget everything that happened anyways, heh~ Oops?~" She shrugged her arms and tilted her head to the side, smiling in an unconvincingly innocent manner. Kenji just laughed at how quirky this girl is, "You're quite the funny one, lassy! But still, that was very uncalled for and immature of me. I guess my temper got the best of me... And, sorry about your friend." Sue giggled, "Apology accepted! Now, how about we start over, pal?~" She held out her hand, "Hi! The name's Suzan, but people just call me Sue! Nice to meet you, Mr..." She waited for Kenji to finish the sentence. Kenji smiled, shaking her hand, "Kenji, but you can call me Mr Ken! I'm Aimi's dad! Buuut, you knew that already!~" Sue nodded, "Mhm! I'm sure I'll take great care of your daughter while she's living with me~~" She teased. Kenji just laughed, "I'm sure you would! And She'll be taking care of all your litter!" They both started to laugh together, getting along very well. "Hah! Guess it wasn't as bad as I thought after all! This roommate of hers is hilarious... And NOT a boy! I knew my clever little daughter would never make a stupid decision like moving in with a boy! I never doubted her in the first place!"

*Le Meanwhile Omg Again*

Dan eventually completed his guitar melody, still leaning against that wall and still remained in that same attitude; gloomy. He reached into his pocket and took out his cigarette packet, looking inside he found that there were no more cigarette sticks left, he had smoked them all. Dan growled in annoyance, dropping the packet down onto the ground with all of the blown-out cigarettes. "Darn! Ugh, guess that means I'll have to go back to see-" He shivered in disgust, "-people again..." He rolled his eyes as he tucked his hands into his jean pockets, "Ah well, at least Johan's there, he'll do most of the talking for me. Heh, I just don't get that guy sometimes... So weird... But... he's still cool... I guess..." Dan coughed a few times before going back indoors, he had his head hanging low, trying to avoid eye contact with anyone, his hat covering most of his face. "Well, it's not like this day is gonna get anymore complicated than it already had... I mean, I had to f**king go outside and meet *gags* people... Seriously, what could be worse?!" He retraced his steps back to where his table was, lifting up his head, "Alright, I'm back, what's up Ese-eeeeeeh... ... ... ..." Midway of saying his last word, his voice faded into a 'are-you-kidding-me!?' tone as he saw the red haired man standing right in front of him; Kenji.

Kenji looked over, confused at first but once coming in eye contact with Dan he froze, shocked. Kenji could notice those eyes anywhere, that emotionless face was just far to familiar to him, "D-Daniel...?" His voice was quiet, he did not move apart from occasional shivers and hand movements. Dan glared back, grumbling underneath his breath, "This is just... not my day... isn't it?... I just HAD to ask... didn't I?..."

The waiter walked forward holding a tower of pastries, each individual one was placed on a unique fancy plate, all towering up to construct a magnificent pillar of dishes. "Here you go, sir! Your order, enjoy!~" The waiter said as he flawlessly placed all of it down onto the table in front of the fainted Johan, walking away while bowing. The dishes staying in place without a single wobble. This made Johan immediately hop up with joy, coming back to consciousness faster than fly when you're trying to swat it. He rubbed his hands together as he gazed up at the masterpiece standing so grandly, his eyes seemed to reflect the universe, stars radiating from his sliver orbs as saliva dripped from his lips. "May Delilah stop me now..." he spoke in a soft whisper-like voice before he began to chomp down the pastries eagerly, eating away at it like an animal.

-x-

Hey there! You still alive?! 
*Crickets chirping* Well, fantastic! 

Glad to know that everyone is still around after this huge wait
Am I right? X3 
No, but in all seriousness
Sorry for the extremely long delay  Ehehe~

Hope you enjoyed the song as well!
Well... you can't hear it BUT STILL, enjoy!~

Go check out the adorable food icons used in this image!
They look sweet! Literally! -----> fav.me/d18oo2e

Episode 6: L.i.F.E | Episode 6: I Can't Tell
Episode 8: L.i.F.E | Episode 8: In Dan-ial

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Dan = 

Sue = 

Johan = 

Giddy =

Kenji = Made up character

Waiter = Just some random guy who's a made up character